Knights

Brooke: mum can you help with this? So I try…

Mum: sorry brookie but you’ve got the wrong bits so it won’t work Brooke:- aw mum you’re ruining my life!

Mum: what did you say? Brooke: I had a good life, and now you’ve ruined it!

Teacher in pool with big red hoop next to her, trying to put kids through it to get them to go under water. She called it the magic mirror.

First child went through and the teacher said. “what did you see, mermaids, angels, unicorns?”

The first child said she saw stars, and butterflies.”

Brooke had her go and when asked what magically items she saw she said…

“a pair of legs”

Oakley: Mum.

Mum: Yes.

Oakley: When you die.

Mummy: yes …… (preparing herself for the – you’ll be fine, I will be in heaven, i will wait for you and yes we will be together etc etc )

Oakley: can I have your phone