{"id":119,"date":"2010-01-04T18:33:47","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T17:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/?p=119"},"modified":"2010-01-04T18:33:47","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T17:33:47","slug":"oakley-just-wants-a-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"Oakley just wants a heart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"\"><br \/><span>Daddy: see who can find my heart<\/span><br \/><span>Oakley: ( punches daddy in stomach )<\/span><br \/><span>Daddy: thanks Oakley<\/span><br \/><span>Benson: there ( points correctly to my heart)<\/span><br \/><span>Daddy: well done, how did you know?<\/span><br \/><span>Benson: I felt mine<\/span><br \/><span>Oakley: I can&#8217;t feel my heart ( holding his stomach )<\/span><br \/><span>Daddy: that&#8217;s because when you were born there was a problem and they had to take your heart out. They put in a tin of beans instead, that&#8217;s why your hair is orange. It&#8217;s all that bean juice.<\/span><br \/><span>Oakley: owww wa. I want a real heart.<\/span><br \/><\/span>      <\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\">  email  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daddy: see who can find my heartOakley: ( punches daddy in stomach )Daddy: thanks OakleyBenson: there ( points correctly to my heart)Daddy: well done, how did you know?Benson: I felt mineOakley: I can&#8217;t feel my heart ( holding his stomach )Daddy: that&#8217;s because when you were born there was a problem and they had to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}