{"id":107,"date":"2009-12-29T17:53:35","date_gmt":"2009-12-29T16:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/?p=107"},"modified":"2009-12-29T17:53:35","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T16:53:35","slug":"oakley-on-wiping-his-bum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/?p=107","title":{"rendered":"Oakley on wiping his bum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oakley: can someone wipe my bum? <\/p>\n<p \/> Dad: come on Oakley you need to learn to wipe your own bum you are 4 years old. <\/p>\n<p \/> Oakley: hey 4 is a very low number.      <\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\">  email  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oakley: can someone wipe my bum? Dad: come on Oakley you need to learn to wipe your own bum you are 4 years old. Oakley: hey 4 is a very low number. email<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensonknight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}